I’m playing video games. I love an empty ER. Don’t get me wrong, I love taking care of people, but an empty ER means play time for me. I...
Category - Happy
Posts that just make me feel good.
I Don’t Like You
It’s not that I don’t like you, it’s that I don’t like what you represent. When you sign in to be seen 10 minutes before the...
Babies Come From…
Humping. It always seems to come as a shock to patients when I tell them they’re pregnant. I believe all men and women should come with a...
You Don’t Know You Can Do It, Until You Go Through It
I had a patient today come in for flank pain. We found out she was unknowingly pregnant. When I told her and her boyfriend the news he said “I...
Suture Removal
One of my all-time favorite visits to the emergency department. No hassle, no fuss, no drama, no ulterior motive, no secondary gain, just suture...